There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
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