do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
where does the pee come out of this thing
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Girls should come with a carfax report
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Randomize
