I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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