no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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