I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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