Walk of Shame. In a state park.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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