New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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