I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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