Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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