weddingsv make me drug and hornr
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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