Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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