it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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