if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
What a dumb baby whore.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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