Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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