no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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