quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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