allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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