I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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