have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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