these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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