Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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