just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
