At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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