Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
do herpes really smell.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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