Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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