I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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