I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
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