So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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