Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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