kristin has been a bad kristin
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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