Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
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While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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