you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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