Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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