Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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