Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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