Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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