you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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