i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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