dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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