How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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