Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
dude. I can hear the air.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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