There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i will never coherently bang her
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
She's the barista slut.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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