So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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