GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
