So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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