You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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