bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
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