having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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