It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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