He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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