with your own penis?
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
