well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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