I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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